Man: Is there any way for long life?Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It is a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
It is a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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It is funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
It is like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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If u r married please ignore this message,
for everyone else: Happy Independence Day
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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
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There is a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.
It's called marriage.
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Girlfriends are like chocolates, taste good anytime.
Lovers are like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands are like Dal RICE, eaten when there is no choice.
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There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her.
They got married and now he is going thru hell.
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Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
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Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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