Monday, April 30, 2007

Have fun

Do not hear , do not speak , do not see .
Kiss a frog
A drunk cat

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

33 dead in 'horrific' campus shooting in Virginia

At least 33 people are dead and more than a dozen others wounded after a gunman opened fire at a Virginia college on Monday in what is being described as the worst campus shooting in U.S. history.
An injured person is carried out of Norris Hall, where most of the fatalities occurred. 'At least 30 to 40 big shots' were fired in the engineering building, a student said.
The suspected gunman took his own life at Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University in Blacksburg, campus police Chief W.R. Flinchum told an afternoon news conference.
Police said they now know the identity of the gunman but are withholding his name for the time being. They said they did not know his motive or whether he was a student at the college, which has a student body of about 26,000 in a town with a total population of only 39,573.
There were two separate shootings about two hours apart at opposite ends of the campus. The first took place at about 7:15 a.m. ET at West Ambler Johnston dormitory, a co-ed residence housing more than 800 students, and the second about two hours later at an engineering building, Norris Hall.
University president Charles Steger said Norris Hall had become a "tragic" and "horrific crime scene."

Christy Huffman, a 20-year-old sophomore, center, of Weyers Cave, Va., signs a message at a memorial for the shooting victims at Virginia Tech near the drill field on campus in Blacksburg, Va., Tuesday, April 17.
Brian Jank, of South Carolina, a fourth year Landscape/Architecture student, photographs the sidewalk in front of Norris Hall, background, on the campus of Virginia Tech, Tuesday, April 17, 2007, one day after a shooting rampage left more than 30 students dead.

A U.S flag flies at half staff atop the White House in Washington, Tuesday, April 17, 2007, after President Bush ordered flags to be lowered in honor of those killed at Virginia Tech.

The gunman who killed 32 people during a shooting spree at a US college campus has been named by police. Cho Seung-Hui, 23, a South Korean native, was enrolled as an undergraduate student in his senior year as an English major at Virginia Tech in Blacksburg, Police Chief Wendell Flinchum has confirmed.

Some people from the Arabic world said that ( they deserve what happened to them )
But I am SORRY no they do not , I know that the Arabic world suffer from the power of America , but please those students who went to their school to study not to take a war against us and suddenly they died because of nothing just a crazy man killed them .
I feel so sorry for the families , who were waiting to see their children after the school .
I am sorry for them and for their lost .

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Two Minute Managment course

Lesson One
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson - To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson Two
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Management Lesson - Bull sh*t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson Three
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Management Lesson -
(1) Not everyone who sh*ts on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh*t is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep sh*t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
This ends your two minute management course

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Idiotic 'Millionaire' Contestant Makes Worst Use of Lifelines Ever

Kathy Evans, the single dumbest contestant to ever get on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?"

NEW YORK - Idaho resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family Tuesday when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire."

It seems that Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question, and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing "the absolute worst use of lifelines ever."

After being introduced to the show's host Meredith Vieira, Evans assured her that she was ready to play, whereupon she was posed with an extremely easy $100 question. The question was:

"Which of the following is the largest?"
A) A Peanut
B) An Elephant
C) The Moon
D) Hey, who you calling large?

Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she realized that this was a question to which she did not readily know the answer.

"Hmm, oh boy, that's a toughie," said Evans, as Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief and disgust. "I mean, I'm sure I've heard of some of these things before, but I have no idea how large they would be."

Evans made the decision to use the first of her three lifelines, the 50/50. Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to decide which was bigger, an elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incredibly easy question, Evans still remained unsure.

"Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!" exclaimed Evans. "Darn. I think I better phone a friend."

Using the second of her two lifelines on the first question, Mrs. Evans asked to be connected with her friend Betsy, who is an office assistant.

"Hi Betsy! How are you? This is Kathy! I'm on TV!" said Evans, wasting the first seven seconds of her call. "Ok, I got an important question. Which of the following is the largest? B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15 seconds hun."

Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon. Evans proceeded to argue with her friend for the remaining ten seconds.

"Come on Betsy, are you sure?" said Evans. "How sure are you? Puh, that can't be it."

To everyone's astonishment, the moronic Evans declined to take her friend's advice and pick 'The Moon.'

"I just don't know if I can trust Betsy. She's not all that bright. So I think I'd like to ask the audience," said Evans.

Asked to vote on the correct answer, the audience returned 98% in favor of answer C, 'The Moon.' Having used up all her lifelines, Evans then made the dumbest choice of her life.

"Wow, seems like everybody is against what I'm thinking," said the too-stupid-to-live Evans. "But you know, sometimes you just got to go with your gut. So, let's see. For which is larger, an elephant or the moon, I'm going to have to go with B, an elephant. Final answer."

Evans sat before the dumbfounded audience, the only one waiting with bated breath, and was told that she was wrong, and that the answer was in fact, C, 'The Moon.'

Vieira thanked Kathy Evans for coming on the show, and tried to make her feel better about winning zero dollars. But after the cameras stopped rolling, she stood up and smacked her across the face.

"How could anyone be so stupid?" shouted the irate Vieira to cheers from an approving crowd. "Get out! Get out of my studio this instant you stupid idiot!"

As Mrs. Evans left the studio, she was jumped and beaten by several angry audience members. She is currently listed in critical condition at Mt. Sinai Hospital

Monday, April 9, 2007

have a nice day and smile

بخيل كتب على باب بيته عباره

لا تدقون الجرس ..أنا بطل على الباب كل 5 دقايق !!!


بدوية أشترت لها عطر رجالي

سألها أبوها: ليش مشتريه عطر رجالي

قالت له: حرمتونا منهم وتبون تحرمونا من ريحتهم بعد


صعيدي يمشي في الشارع طالع لافتة مكتوب عليها ( ممنوع الوقوف ) انسدح على الأرض


محشش صدم شرطي... ومات الشرطي !!!

المحشش راح واتصل على 999

وقال لهم: حبيت أقول لكم انكم صرتوا 998


مدرس يسال التلميذ ليش جاي متاخر ؟؟؟

قال : ابوي يطق اخوي !!!

قاله وانت شعليك ؟؟

قال يطقه بنعالي ...


عجوز في محو الأمية كانت عندها حصة عربي وكل ما تقول المدرسّة دخل عامر

غطت وجها خرج عامر فتحت وجها .. لما راحت البيت سالوها ؟؟

هااا شسويتي اليوم في المدرسة ؟

قالت: هو عامر خلانا نتعلم كل شوي داخل و طالع


محشش سألوه شنو اقدم حيوان

قال حمار الوحش

سألوه ليش؟!

قال لانه ابيض واسود


مره في واحد أخذ الدوا قبل موعده ليش ؟؟ عشان يفاجئ الجراثيم


محشش يصلي يم واحد أسود قال الإمام استوو قال أحنا استوينا بس في واحد احترق .


غبي يأذن أول مرة في

حياته لما خلص من الأذان

قال: مع تحيات بوناصر !


سال المدرس تلميذ: السروال مفرد ام مثنى؟

التلميذ: مفرد من فوق ومثنى من تحت


بدوي فـتـح حـسـاب فـي الـبـنـك ... اعـطـوه بـطـاقـة صـراف الـكـتـرونـي ....

راح وغــلـفـهـا

Good Philosophy

Always try to help a friend in need.

Believe in yourself.


but remember... it's OK to be afraid sometimes.

Give lots of kisses.

Don't be overly concerned with your weight,it's just a number!

Meet new people, even if they look different to you.

Remain Calm...

even if it seems rather hopeless!

Take a nap if you need one..

Have a good sense of humor and laugh often!

Love your friends, no matter who they are.

Don't waste food.

Take an occasional risk.


Try to have a little fun each day...'s important, no matter what...

to work together as a team,

share a joke with your friends and neighbors,

and fall in love with someone special...

Say "I love you" often.

Express yourself creatively.

Always be up for surprises.

Share with a friend.

Remember the saying,

Good things happen to good people!

There is always someone who loves you more than you know.

Exercise a little each day!

Live up to your name.

Hold on to good friends; they are few and far between!

And remember, this friend is thinking about you.

Have a wonderful day!

Wednesday, April 4, 2007

look what happened in the wild life ....

watch this it is amazing the wild life , if this happened like in a war , will the killer kill the child or the victim or no ?
i think he will kill the child unlike with the animal .

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

No comment

i wont say any thing ........
just i want to ask you .......
is this fair to you ??
just tell me .....

well there are few of blogger did not believe it and they thought it is the April joke .

well i do understand them , but it is true , even me i said i can not believe it until i see it , and then i looked more info from the net and i started to believe it , so i will share u with more nice info so u will believe it .

well from Germany you can see any thing , i mean not only Germany but from the first world , they teach their children technology and every thing from the young age as cofman said , so they grow up with a clean smart brains .

i am sure if i brought a young child of 10 years old and ask him about the DNA he will identify the DNA for me .

well that what our children need unfortunately , not only mathematics or who to write and read i know it is the BASIC things but as they are young they can learn more more so why we do not use this , well any way ...... enjoy the info and it is not the April joke :P

The 918-metre Magdeburg Water Bridge or Wasserstrassenkreuz in German, completed in October 2003, connects two important German shipping canals, the Elbe-Havel Canal and the Mittellandkanal, which leads to the country’s industrial Ruhr Valley heartland.
Engineers first conceived of joining the two waterways as far back as
1919 and by 1938 the Rothensee lock and bridge anchors were in place but construction was postponed during World War II. After the Cold War split Germany, the project was put on hold indefinitely by the East German government. With the reunification of Germany and the following establishment of major projects in transport tracks the Water Bridge again became a priority.
Construction began in
1997 and after six years and around half a billion euros the gigantic water bridge now connects Berlin’s inland harbour with the ports along the Rhine river. The huge tub created to transport ships over the Elbe took 24,000 metric tons of steel and 68,000 cubic meters of concrete to build.
Until the opening of the water bridge in October 2003 the ships moving between the Midland canal and the Elbe-Havel canal had to detour 12 km through the Rothensee lock, the Elbe and the Niegripp lock.

Sunday, April 1, 2007

Have you ever seen a WATER bridge over a river ?
Even after you see it, it is still hard to believe ! Water Bridge in Germany ..... What a feat! Six years, 500 million euros, 918 meters this is engineering! This is a channel-bridge over the River Elbe and joins the former East and West Germany, as part of the unification project. It is located in the city of Magdeburg, near Berlin. The photo was taken on the day of inauguration. To those who appreciate engineering projects, here's a puzzle for you armchair engineers and physicists. Did that bridge have to be designed to withstand the additional weight of ship and barge traffic, or just the weight of the water?
Answer: It only needs to be designed to withstand the weight of the water! Why? A ship always displaces an amount of water that weighs the same as the ship, regardless of how heavily a ship may be loaded .