Sunday, May 20, 2007

Have Fun ....

Man: Is there any way for long life?

Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It is a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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It is funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.

It is like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

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If u r married please ignore this message,

for everyone else: Happy Independence Day

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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.

After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
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There is a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.

It's called marriage.

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Girlfriends are like chocolates, taste good anytime.

Lovers are like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.

Husbands are like Dal RICE, eaten when there is no choice.

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There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her.

They got married and now he is going thru hell.

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Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!

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Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?

A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?

Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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8 comments:

Anglo-Libyan said...

very funny ya immigrant (new name!) here is my favourite:

There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her.
They got married and now he is going thru hell.

:o)

life's cycle said...

oh yes anglo i loved this one too...lol.... thanks for the comment and hey i still life's cycle ...lol.... have a wonderful day .

Benghazi Citizen said...

I really liked this one:If u r married please ignore this message,
for everyone else: Happy Independence Day
but ,hey guys,,have some mercy on the single ones..the commetment is scary enough with out u making it worse...lol
this is one step back for me away from getting married:)
Very nice post,,i liked it
Benghazi citizen
www.benghazicitezen.blogspot.com

MaySoon said...

LOOL Life's cycle, thanks for sharing :oD my fav. the last one...
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
...
LOOL funny.. hehhehe

BeSHeSHeNtRa... said...

very very funny sis , I loved it lol
thank u haboba :0)

piccolina said...

thanks for sharing sweetie that was sooo funny even though most of it says women >>>> BAD lool
salamat

dr.butterfly said...

hey there lifes-cycle..!
really nice post, i couldn't chose the best one i liked, it was all funny!
these sayings freak you out, not like one isn't already freaked out from marriage..! but it's cool to have a sence of humour about it..!

thanks for the post!!

linda said...

well
i love it.....it was soooooooooo funny